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Freddy Demotivational Poster


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




37°30'7.03"N 122°15'30.58"W - (Elm street)


TAGS: anto freddy
Rating: 2.3/5

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VICTORIAN ERA FREDDY MERCURY - Where's your G.O.D. now?


TAGS: god freddy mercury aids
Rating: 2.83/5

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BuZZbomb - July 12, 2009, 12:02 am
Abbreviated G.O.D.? Gay Old Dude?
MO - July 11, 2009, 10:20 pm
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If he liked pusssy he'd still be with us!
dfdfffffffffffddddddfdfdf - June 2, 2009, 7:02 am
that looks more like an Elizabethan era Freddy


INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a fucking Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my shit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing gay aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bullshit, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Damn!!! You the shit Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be grape soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for Pedo-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm assuming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. Damn that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the bestiality and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Bestiality......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
Fuck!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "Bestiality" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "bestiality."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of bestiality! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit button.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bullshit. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always assume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the fuck is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


OVERALLS -


TAGS: freddy mercury queen overalls
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

culos - February 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
That;s a poster by 'tonykorley;, not by anon Y mouse.... I;m confused now
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
alright, let me put an end to the guessing game. i am basically new here and had not registered but submitted posters.... and from what i can see they all appeared under "Anonymous" which must be a generic. my first poster was: #12683 any before not mine.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:16 am

click his icon....over 90 posters submitted. some pretty damn good to. score would be ebtter if it wasn't for the confusion. clever is costing him.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:08 am
RL - get it together, man.... you've been a mod for 4 months now.... and a motifaker for almost 2 months.
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:49 pm

I cannot find a registered user by tha name "Anonymous"
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 6:00 pm

um...correct me if i am wrong but this contributor has actually chosen the name "anonymous" as well as the avatar that goes with it. dude...think about changing it up. your score will improve.
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 2:42 pm
Love this poster a lot. Anonymous= no vote.


FREDDY MERCURY - He died with AIDS and he was gay BUT YOU STILL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE HIM!


TAGS: freddy mercury queen guitar music
Rating: 2.77/5

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LIPCoelho - September 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
Citadelchief Missing the point since May 13, 2009
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because they spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because the spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
Drenix - September 16, 2008, 12:12 pm
So... Amaterasu is saying that women made Freddy gay?
Pr0udw0l7 - September 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Fredd might not have been bi,but his name apparently was....spelled with either a "ie" or "y"....make your pick.
Amaterasu - August 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
Freddy wasn't bi.He dated woman before he decided to gay.Queen rocks!
lisa the mad - August 6, 2008, 11:11 pm
Well, he was bi, but still... Es verdad.
spanky - July 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
freddie was fucking awesome...


FREDDY KRUEGER - When you give him a wheelchair, he isnt so scary




FREDDY THE FLUTE - Jimmy, there was this one time at band camp ...




IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY - for a Nightmare




afraid to go to sleep? -


TAGS: sleep horror freddy
Rating: 3.8/5

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CloudchaserS - June 15, 2013, 10:09 pm
He has nightmares about being cornered by the Dream Warriors/Dokken


WHAT - I like dolly's too




TWO MUSICAL GREATS -


TAGS: michael jackson freddy mercury
Rating: 3.05/5

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melissa1125 - October 30, 2011, 3:08 pm
Lame. The great Freddie Mercury NEVER was a child molester!
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:16 pm
..gives whole new meaning to black & white??


AH, FRAWLEY -




Sweet Dreams are made from these -




My God freddy -


TAGS: freddy horror
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
....And my attraction to Heather Langencamp has been completely dissolved.


FREDDY - Because Niquille has a darkside.


TAGS: freddy
Rating: 2.07/5

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Spell-Checker - November 21, 2008, 1:34 am
Way to butcher the word 'NyQuil'... Niquille... Way off...


boss was giving me nightmares -




FREDDY KRUEGER -




just killing time -




scary movie fanatics fans -




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